i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
