Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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