So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We need to get me chipped asap
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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