I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
