Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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