OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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