he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she smelled like a LAN party
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
