Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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