My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
