How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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