i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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