I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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