i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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