So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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