I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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