I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There's always time for handjobs
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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