If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I cannot find my penis.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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