He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
