He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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