Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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