Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
the raccoons are back...
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