have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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