How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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