I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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