And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So many bounce houses so little time
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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