I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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