I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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