what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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