Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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