I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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