He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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