It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She bit a glass in half.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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