16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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