I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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