: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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