Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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