oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
