If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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