Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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