Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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