i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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