Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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