everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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