i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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