based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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