It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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