i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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