I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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