I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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