she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Still dying that you shit outside
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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