Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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